just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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