Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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At least we know now that Ke$ha gets some.
glitter: the herpes of arts and crafts
Well at least he's eating classy pussy.
shiny, if not classy
Looks like the dude has been pretty bad. He had been making out with wanna be rap stars with gold teeth. \n\nNo wonder she divorced him.
one time back in high school my girlfriend's little brother doused me with a whole bottle of glitter, the little punk. i was finding flakes of that shit for months
Who puts glitter on their dick?
Sounds like it was a guy having glitter removed from his mouth IMO so the glitter wasn't on a dick
Forgot how to floss and brush. Not good.