so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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