I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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