Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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