HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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