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  • 74 58
    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Oct 19, 12 at 2:08pm

    On the fourth day, she vomited. And she saw that it was bad.

  • 70 55
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 19, 12 at 2:53pm

    And on the sixth day, she realized it's Saturday and started all over again.

  • 63 45
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 19, 12 at 9:52pm

    Let's not bring religious idols into TFLN. \n\nMay the good lord Zeus watch over us

  • 68 55
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 19, 12 at 3:42pm

    Peach: Aw shit! I'm not racist; I hate everybody equally.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 19, 12 at 2:30pm

    And on the fifth day, the hangover was gone. Praise be Allah.

    • 67 41
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 19, 12 at 2:37pm

      Uh oh...it might begin you mentioned something muslim lol

    • 59 46
      Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 19, 12 at 2:54pm

      Oh shit, you've just started something very bad.

      • 68 56
        Submitted by porksword on Oct 19, 12 at 4:57pm

        Yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is coming for you now.

  • 60 47
    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 19, 12 at 11:03pm

    Sangria has orange juice in it to begin with, fucktard.

    • 60 60
      Submitted by khals on Oct 20, 12 at 1:31am

      no... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sangria