i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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