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  • 75 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:46pm

    I have hardly ever found Patron to be successful in a good, unmortifying way...

  • 71 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:06am

    Patron makes my clothes fall off

  • 74 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:00pm

    Patron is overrated.. for fifty a fifth it is pretty average. only a lil better than jose

  • 73 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:24pm

    Mr. Black Haus is the secret to my demise.

  • 71 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:06pm

    Uncle Jamieson has got me laid more than any other relative.

  • 70 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:00pm

    must have never felt the success that happens with jack daniels

  • 63 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:38am

    once again: why are people voting this a bad night!? clearly, he was successful