At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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