you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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