Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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