I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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