So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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