Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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