been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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frat boys are the coolest..........wait no they aren't!
If Greek is the best decision someone has made I seriously fear their worst decision
If ure not Greek u probably hang out with the same 10-12 people and think ure cool at ure lame ass parties, while Greeks are going on socials downtown with 110 people and we r all getting drunk and hooking up. If ure not Greek u might as well kill ureself cuz u have no friends
Ah how good Greek life is :)
gdis are a fuckibg joke man. Greek life is where it's at!! NIU hollller(:
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Go on tell us. Ur such an attention whore joker. Can only do it on this cause uve no friends.
Secondd!!! woop woop bishes
7:39. Grow a pair and stop
complaining about something you know nothing about. GDI isn't a term of hostility, it's just an expression.
Charles Rutherford thinks it's some sort of code for farmville
i'm 12 years old and what is this
I'm recruitment chair for my sorority and omg I would be soooooo pissssed if I ever found out!!! But this is way too funny, kudos to this chick for sure!! Lol
decoding greek speak:
chapter = chapter meeting
franzia = type of wine
recruitment chair = important person
aka hungover & getting drunk while listening to things that you don't really care about... FTW :]
8:06 -- Dr. Condoleezza Rice was in a sorority. Multiple astronauts and scientists were sorority girls, as well as the Dean of Colombia Law school, Katie Couric, the Executive Director of UNICEF, the CEO of Kraft, and the creator of the 'Power Bar' brand. Were all those women 'handed' their positions by daddy? Just because Greek life is not your thing does not mean it has no merit.
i hang with your mom for free every night.
10:11 & 10:15, u are so right!
Hey 9:02...I know plenty of guys that will drink franzia...ESP if they're broke!! A zbt chapter maybe? Lol
75% of CEO's of major national American corporations were Greek. CEO of Disney-Greek, CEO of cisco systems, CEO of ups all greek
11:31 no one is bitter they didn't get in, because we stay the fuck away from Greek houses and hang with people for free.
Of course it's a sorority girl, it would only matter at a sorority meeting that she was drinking. Guys drink at our meetings every week. The fact that it's a girl makes it so awesome
9:12, are you denying that's what it stands for? How can anything prefaced with 'god damned' not imply hostility? You just started college, I see.
Greeks do not 'purchase' their friends, it's more like renting them for a few years.
It's a good thing frats exist. They keep all the douches concentrated in building built just for homo-erotic douche activities where useless people hang with other useless people and convince each other that they aren't as pathetic as they really are. Having them all in one place makes it easier to kill more of them with less effort.
9:02 - I rebut your statement...
Yes, they do (infrequently).
Yes, they do.
8:30...... You explained it to the people who asked, because high-schoolers (who have toxified this site) are clueless to what a chapter is. Your bubble is intact.
This is nonsensical.
Nope, it's hostile. Stop being morons.
This is hilarious. And thank you 9:37!!!! That really needed to be said!!! (not being sarcastic)
Jeff, i dont get it. help a brudda out
Greeks don't pay for thier friends, we pay for our sick ass houses on campus that girls (greek or not) love to get drunk at, and we pay to have ridiculosly themed socials to private clubs and bars. GDI's are a fucking joke
Greeks are te most involved people on campus because we don't sit around with all of our "non paid for friends" everything from student government on down are basically 100% Greek ran. Always meeting new people guys or girls and being on top of the social scene on campus. Greek is where it's at
847 - its definitely a girl...
guys don't drink franzia
guys don't drink vitamin water (frequently)
830.....nothing needed explaining. sorry to burst your little bubble but everything is pretty blatant.
Yeah 10:11 is bitter. We don't pay for our friends. We pay for the parties you can't get in.
MY DICK IS THE BIGGEST OF ALL!!!
This is either Northeastern or BU. Either way, I stand a good chance of eventually meeting this guy, and I'll probably hate him.
I hope Jeff gets hit by a bus-cj
I love how they think its a big deal. At my frat, we always drank during chapter.
Just look at the post. He's drinking boxed wine. What a man.
Oh I get it! It's funny because he is consuming alcohol in a setting that he is not allowed to but no one has caught him yet!
Not all Greeks are douchebags. Yes there are some but there's plenty of non Greeks that are too. Some of the most successful people were Greek and were not handed their positions by daddy ecause you have to keep a certain gpa to be in a fratenity/sorority
let's just settle this--god damn isn't a hostile term unless ur a bible thumping fucknut!
9:12, I know plenty about it.
just because they have a 617 area code doesn't mean that they're in boston. they could have gone to school out of state.
7:38 it's where it's at if you like sucking little weiners, which apparently you do.
what the fuck does this even mean?
i love sorority girls
Love love love :)
awesome. i could use that at some of my chapter meetings.
The term 'GDI' is fun. God Damn Independent. You're trying to look down on people for being independent and not following the herd like pathetic sheep. Anyone else see the irony in this? You frat turds are just sad.
ok am i seriously the only person that knows that was an excellent rip off of It's always sunny in philadelphia? props!
I do not get this. It's not funny because I cannot visualize this scenario. I am somewhat angered
Joker fuck u. Kill urself fuckin saw style u motherfucking Nazi Satan worshipping cunt
10:11 bitter u didn't get in one?
Greek is where it's at bc it's the best choice I ever made in college...ppl who aren't Greek just don't get it
Ah fraternity/sorority people. Alcoholism and purchased friends.
i'm totally doing this at my next chapter meeting haha
Charles Rutherford thinks you don't know the difference between shit or shampoo and would like to call upon Jeffs resoursefullness for an interpretation
HAHAHA!! im on exec for my chapter, and i totally looove this. i feel like i would do it.. if i like fraznia!
Ok but after college u hop into ur Greek garbage truck or start moppin with ur Greek mop while normal people get highpaying jobs
Thank you, 9:16. I know this. It's called "assuming."
i'm 100% sure this kid goes to penn. love it.
i love greek life. the end
Love all the non-Greeks bashing Greek life. \nI'm a Greek, top of my class, have two majors and a minor, am graduating with honors and from the honors college, and I'm involved with organizations without Greek letters. So next time you want to say Greeks are lazy, remind yourself that we go out, do things in the community, go to more meetings than you could probably handle, keep our grades, and have fun. Suck it up.
Thank u 8.30. It totally makes sense now. Fave.
I wish we could even bring drinks into chapter... i would SO do this!!! Ahhhh!
I wish I could waste my parents money at college and be a D-bag frat boy. Waste of space
@8:30 are you sure you aren't Jeff?
130...agreed. You kids need to enjoy it while it lasts. Five-ten years from now all you'll have is Al Bundy-esque stories. Greek isn't where it's at in the working world, you'll just be "that guy". Wah wah!!!
I think that's only because they are silver spoon fed rich brats that were handed their positions by daddy.