THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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Like there's anything to do in Dewitt, with or without tequila. Jesus. What're you gonna do, get drunk and play in Meijer until you get thrown out?
Sounds like fun to me.
Seems kinda old by now..
Haha oh Iowa
Drunk and bored in a small town = trouble