the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
