how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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