"it" just moved
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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