So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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