KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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