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  • 61 28
    Submitted by Yeep on Oct 19, 12 at 11:41am

    .... And the most important factor. Hiding that Octoberfest ale gut.

    • 28 31
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 19, 12 at 11:59am

      Exactly what I was going to say :) somehow basically being the Michelin Man is not sexy.

  • 65 44
    Submitted by Midnitex on Oct 19, 12 at 12:25pm

    at the end of the night who needs a bed when they could crash on you

  • 49 34
    Submitted by trollthetroll on Oct 19, 12 at 1:44pm

    Give up

    • 46 46
      Submitted by ccarson1992 on Oct 20, 12 at 4:35pm

      can you say anything besides "give up" or are you going to be another eighty eight?

  • 42 27
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 19, 12 at 2:34pm

    Marsh"mellow" girl. See what she did there?

  • 41 26
    Submitted by tg03 on Oct 19, 12 at 12:29pm

    ....And not getting laid.

  • 42 42
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 20, 12 at 12:40am

    And you can fuck anywhere you want in new positions.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 19, 12 at 1:45pm

    That's genius.

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 19, 12 at 9:55pm

    Sooooo you're a fatty. If I asked you how much you weigh, would your answer be "yes"