I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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.... And the most important factor. Hiding that Octoberfest ale gut.
Exactly what I was going to say :) somehow basically being the Michelin Man is not sexy.
at the end of the night who needs a bed when they could crash on you
....And not getting laid.
can you say anything besides "give up" or are you going to be another eighty eight?
And you can fuck anywhere you want in new positions.
Marsh"mellow" girl. See what she did there?
Sooooo you're a fatty. If I asked you how much you weigh, would your answer be "yes"