It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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