This is not my ceiling
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I lost the right to judge tonight
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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