Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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