my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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You sound like a female desperate for male approval.
sounds like you both should take some pointers from her
the best subway employee EVER.
If you are a girl, it makes you a perfect person. Now go make me a samwich!!!!
your comment would have been a lot cooler if you spelt sandwich right.
you obviously dont know the powers of samiches over sandwhiches, if you are a man i feel sorry for you!!!
No, it makes you Ke$ha minus the sandwich thing. Not something you should be proud of
*teary eyed* i...love...you...
who wants 2 bet all 22 thumbs down are chick?
marry me babe?
It makes you a good woman.
hahaha yea but your pretty fucked up regardless if those are you prioritys
Nothing like tequila to wash down a semen sandwich
I want your contact details
we have something in common lol
Says the guy who kills the funny in every text by being a self-righteous judgemental asshole.
A mans dream.
But a perfect girlfriend.
Haha FartsAtWork jst got ownedd!!
Omg Hunny you are my fucking dream girl. You have no freakin idea
hmm. Contemplating tequila and dicks IN a sandwich?
Sounds like a good housewife
..All of these at once?
Your quite the opposite baby
Actually it makes you a woman.
Taipan is a douche.
Says the guy who farts at work...
Sounds like the perfect girlfriend!
Any1 else stop and think that the op is homo?
Wow I have a dick
And this is a surprise to you?
Will you Marry me?
Everybody is asking this person to marry them. First what if its a dude? Second, "dicks" is plural.