Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
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Side Note: Any man who claims he is a "REAL man" and can pleasure you more than your vibe...yeah ladies that means he SUCKSSSSS in the bedroom. No man who has real skills has any need to brag about them
Ann Arbor is a whore.
People that name their vibrators are lame.Why don't you quit using it and go get a REAL man ? And don't give some lame ass excuse about how a real man can't do what the vibrator can because if that's the case , you haven't been with a REAL man ;)
TELL US THE STORY NOW.
10:55 why don't you show me what a real man is?
Yeah why not name it after him?
Who the fuck names their vibrator?
10:55 needs to increase her libido. stat.
Rubber thing that kinda looks and acts like a dick? I can't think of a better name.
I fuckin' love Ashton Kutcher.
I love them when they're from Ann Arbor as well! (This is the first one of mine to actually be posted!)
The story may be a little too long/personal to divulge ahha.
PS. I know many people who name their vibrators 7:00
Aston Kutcher DIED!
oh my vib not the person
Haha, I, too, love that it's from the Ann Arbor area! This makes it even better. :D
i would ride ashton kutcher every second of every day
There has to be a story behind this....do tell.
Oh, and its not a lame ass excuse dumbass, it is a FACT
10:55...I penis can never EVER give a woman the same immense pleasure that a vibrator can. That's probably why so many women are dissapointed with their partners these days. So, anyway, don't be a moron and actually think you could make a woman give up her vibe for your pathetic little dick.
So did you get punk'd by your vib? Details plz
Good advice. Thank you, Michigan.
Ashton Kutcher is like, the Douche King. All Douches secretly wish they were him.
it makes me happy you're from the ann arbor area also.