we're blogging at a bar
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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