So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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