Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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