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  • nice work, lex-vegas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:01am
  • I've done it. But the guilt afterwords was NOT worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:37pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA def remember those days in 7th grade

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:51pm
  • you don't even know how true that statement is. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:54am
  • Been there, done that.....multiple times. Sorry Jesus...not!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:44pm
  • yeah...the big guy def gets in the way of jerkin off. i think its prob worse though when crazy ex girlfriends u hate pop up into the spank bank and ruin everything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:15pm
  • Tori Amos does it in style in the song Icicle. She masturbates while she hears her father giving a sermon downstairs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:12am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:09pm
  • You can make it work...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Did it go, rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus? I haven't seen Hamlet 2 but I know that damn song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:50pm
  • That is SO not true. Embrace your inner heathen, seriously. If you cared that much about Jesus, then you wouldn't have been jerking off in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:52pm
  • and i thought i was the only one....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:47am
  • Christian guilt is so funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Stay classy, Kentucky.

    Submitted by echel0nMimi on Sep 17, 11 at 3:14pm
  • It's disconcerting, and not at all easy. But it CAN be done! I don't know about this "guilt" stuff, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:54am
  • Oh yeah, been there, done that, felt guilty. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:40pm
  • you could always take it the way Dane Cook says and pretend he's cheering you on... I can imagine it would be hard though...

    Submitted by shazberry on Feb 21, 10 at 3:51am
  • Ain't that the truth. "f you cared that much about Jesus, then you wouldn't have been jerking off in the first place." WTF?? Cuz only single people masturbate??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:11pm
  •  =

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:36am
  • Dude, so true. It's impossible especially when Jesus Christ superstar is stuck in your head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:38am
  • I really can't relate here...

    Submitted by jltc on Apr 10, 12 at 10:49am
  • Hahaha, yet another reason christian music is bullshit

    Submitted by onlyndrms044 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:26pm
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