I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
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nice work, lex-vegas.
I've done it.
But the guilt afterwords was NOT worth it.
Been there, done that.....multiple times. Sorry Jesus...not!
yeah...the big guy def gets in the way of jerkin off. i think its prob worse though when crazy ex girlfriends u hate pop up into the spank bank and ruin everything
HAHAHAHAHAHA def remember those days in 7th grade
Tori Amos does it in style in the song Icicle. She masturbates while she hears her father giving a sermon downstairs.
you don't even know how true that statement is. lol
You can make it work...
Did it go, rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus? I haven't seen Hamlet 2 but I know that damn song.
That is SO not true. Embrace your inner heathen, seriously. If you cared that much about Jesus, then you wouldn't have been jerking off in the first place.
and i thought i was the only one....
It's disconcerting, and not at all easy. But it CAN be done! I don't know about this "guilt" stuff, though.
Oh yeah, been there, done that, felt guilty. :(
you could always take it the way Dane Cook says and pretend he's cheering you on... I can imagine it would be hard though...
Ain't that the truth.
"f you cared that much about Jesus, then you wouldn't have been jerking off in the first place." WTF?? Cuz only single people masturbate??
Stay classy, Kentucky.
Christian guilt is so funny.
Dude, so true. It's impossible especially when Jesus Christ superstar is stuck in your head.
I really can't relate here...
Hahaha, yet another reason christian music is bullshit