I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
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nice work, lex-vegas.
I've done it.
But the guilt afterwords was NOT worth it.
you don't even know how true that statement is. lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA def remember those days in 7th grade
Been there, done that.....multiple times. Sorry Jesus...not!
Tori Amos does it in style in the song Icicle. She masturbates while she hears her father giving a sermon downstairs.
yeah...the big guy def gets in the way of jerkin off. i think its prob worse though when crazy ex girlfriends u hate pop up into the spank bank and ruin everything
That is SO not true. Embrace your inner heathen, seriously. If you cared that much about Jesus, then you wouldn't have been jerking off in the first place.
Did it go, rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus? I haven't seen Hamlet 2 but I know that damn song.
Stay classy, Kentucky.
You can make it work...
Christian guilt is so funny.
and i thought i was the only one....
Oh yeah, been there, done that, felt guilty. :(
you could always take it the way Dane Cook says and pretend he's cheering you on... I can imagine it would be hard though...
It's disconcerting, and not at all easy. But it CAN be done! I don't know about this "guilt" stuff, though.
Ain't that the truth.
"f you cared that much about Jesus, then you wouldn't have been jerking off in the first place." WTF?? Cuz only single people masturbate??
Dude, so true. It's impossible especially when Jesus Christ superstar is stuck in your head.
I really can't relate here...
Hahaha, yet another reason christian music is bullshit