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  • 75 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:37pm

    I've done it. But the guilt afterwords was NOT worth it.

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:01am

    nice work, lex-vegas.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:15pm

    yeah...the big guy def gets in the way of jerkin off. i think its prob worse though when crazy ex girlfriends u hate pop up into the spank bank and ruin everything

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:09pm

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  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:54am

    you don't even know how true that statement is. lol

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:51pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA def remember those days in 7th grade

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:08pm

    You can make it work...

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:50pm

    Did it go, rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus? I haven't seen Hamlet 2 but I know that damn song.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:47am

    and i thought i was the only one....

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:54am

    It's disconcerting, and not at all easy. But it CAN be done! I don't know about this "guilt" stuff, though.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:12am

    Tori Amos does it in style in the song Icicle. She masturbates while she hears her father giving a sermon downstairs.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:52pm

    That is SO not true. Embrace your inner heathen, seriously. If you cared that much about Jesus, then you wouldn't have been jerking off in the first place.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:44pm

    Been there, done that.....multiple times. Sorry Jesus...not!

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:40pm

    Oh yeah, been there, done that, felt guilty. :(

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:36am

     =

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:11pm

    Ain't that the truth. "f you cared that much about Jesus, then you wouldn't have been jerking off in the first place." WTF?? Cuz only single people masturbate??

  • 39 50
    Submitted by echel0nMimi on Sep 17, 11 at 3:14pm

    Stay classy, Kentucky.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:44pm

    Christian guilt is so funny.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by shazberry on Feb 21, 10 at 3:51am

    you could always take it the way Dane Cook says and pretend he's cheering you on... I can imagine it would be hard though...

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:38am

    Dude, so true. It's impossible especially when Jesus Christ superstar is stuck in your head.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 10, 12 at 10:49am

    I really can't relate here...

  • 41 76
    Submitted by onlyndrms044 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:26pm

    Hahaha, yet another reason christian music is bullshit