garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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