I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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My dad bought me one for Christmas... were Jews.
bahaha last night I totally went up to a cop and asked him if I could borrow his breathalyzer!
Steeldude, how do you know he wasn't driven by another person... Or that he wasn't at home in the first place! Your dumb.
I did that too man got it jacked at a kato party
I think you need to read the Sushi Pants Tucker Max story and reevaluate the conclusion of a breathalyzer being "responsible".
OP, you won't regret that. A fuel cell drunk box is the greatest purchase I've ever made.
@steeldude what makes you think that the op drove home? There is nothing in this text to suggest that.\n\n\nAnd you gotta love southern Minnesota. :)
how is this responsible? you had to drive home to go on eBay
That doesn't make u responsible at all....wtf?
@steeldude you don't have to be able to drive to order a breathalyzer...I never had a drivers license but I have a breathalyzer
First bitches. drink that haterade