Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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