I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
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"You've told me a hundred times that you're father left, and he's gone. But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy when we're getting it on."
1:16am... But they're GREAT lays
daddy issues doesn't give you an excuse to be a slut...sorry sweetie...I have multitudes of daddy issues...its just called self-respect
"How I Met Your Mother," anyone?
FYI...There is a big difference when a girl your fucking calls you just "Dad" as opposed to Daddy. The difference is in out perverted you are...
If you continually take advantage of girls with "Daddy Issues" then you're an asshole.
because i have daddy issues i get laid more lol honestly i think boys love it
If I had daddy issues, would I get laid more often?
Because I could probably think of some.
10:46 am: No he's an oppertunist...
A chick w/ Daddy Issues
I love girls with daddy issues. And I'm an asshole 11:14AM. They're just easy.
Apparently girls with daddy issues are terrible fucking spellers (3:00)
girls without daddy issues are a boring fuck.
One of the most insightful and biting remarks I've read on this site.
First off, most of the funny shit on here is submitted by the person that received the text, so your replies are not to the person that said it. Dipshits. Furthermore, most of these girls (daddy issues or not) don't want sympathy, they want some dick. Try being their friend instead of fucking them and they just call you a creeper. Being drunk is just an excuse they use the next day to try pretending they aren't really sluts. Too bad it's not fooling anyone but themselves.
dipshits is a funny word in print. hooray for lazyboy, in case no one got the reference from the original text
11:14...sweet offspring reference!!!!
if my ex is promising my baby girl he's gana be at her dance recital, then skipping it to sleep with you: I hope you take pride in knowing that you are the ultimate trailer trash hooker.
thats the damn truth!
Whatever you do, don't get involved with a girl with Daddy Issues.
Holy FUCK. Bitch(es!) went Nuts.
truth. girls with daddy issues tend to get with guys that are assholes in some way. but hey man, girls w daddy issues need love too! haha
I can't believe people are calling the guys ass holes like it's their fault for having sex with easy women as if they force it.
Guys that thrive off of the possibility of a girl having "daddy issues" in order to get laid..make me wanna vomit. A lot.
Nope. You are responsible for getting yourself laid. Continuously.