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  • 85 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:14am

    "You've told me a hundred times that you're father left, and he's gone. But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy when we're getting it on."

  • 87 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:17am

    If I had daddy issues, would I get laid more often? Because I could probably think of some.

  • 80 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:44pm

    daddy issues doesn't give you an excuse to be a slut...sorry sweetie...I have multitudes of daddy issues...its just called self-respect

  • 83 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:30am

    FYI...There is a big difference when a girl your fucking calls you just "Dad" as opposed to Daddy. The difference is in out perverted you are...

  • 81 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:47am

    1:16am... But they're GREAT lays

  • 84 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:02pm

    truth. girls with daddy issues tend to get with guys that are assholes in some way. but hey man, girls w daddy issues need love too! haha

  • 79 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:32pm

    One of the most insightful and biting remarks I've read on this site.

  • 81 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:27pm

    I love girls with daddy issues. And I'm an asshole 11:14AM. They're just easy.

  • 76 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:31am

    because i have daddy issues i get laid more lol honestly i think boys love it

  • 86 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:16am

    Apparently girls with daddy issues are terrible fucking spellers (3:00)

  • 80 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:07pm

    if my ex is promising my baby girl he's gana be at her dance recital, then skipping it to sleep with you: I hope you take pride in knowing that you are the ultimate trailer trash hooker.

  • 78 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:20pm

    dipshits is a funny word in print. hooray for lazyboy, in case no one got the reference from the original text

  • 79 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:24am

    "How I Met Your Mother," anyone?

  • 78 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:00pm

    10:46 am: No he's an oppertunist... Yours, A chick w/ Daddy Issues

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:46am

    If you continually take advantage of girls with "Daddy Issues" then you're an asshole.

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:41am

    thats the damn truth!

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:19pm

    First off, most of the funny shit on here is submitted by the person that received the text, so your replies are not to the person that said it. Dipshits. Furthermore, most of these girls (daddy issues or not) don't want sympathy, they want some dick. Try being their friend instead of fucking them and they just call you a creeper. Being drunk is just an excuse they use the next day to try pretending they aren't really sluts. Too bad it's not fooling anyone but themselves.

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:30am

    11:14...sweet offspring reference!!!!

  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:03am

    Guys that thrive off of the possibility of a girl having "daddy issues" in order to get laid..make me wanna vomit. A lot.

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:48pm

    girls without daddy issues are a boring fuck.

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:27am

    Whatever you do, don't get involved with a girl with Daddy Issues. Holy FUCK. Bitch(es!) went Nuts.

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:34pm

    I can't believe people are calling the guys ass holes like it's their fault for having sex with easy women as if they force it.

  • 40 28
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on May 15, 12 at 3:06pm

    Nope. You are responsible for getting yourself laid. Continuously.