Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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Things that make you say "Ew"
You should have replied...
"Neither do I. They always give me a rash around the anus."
AHAHAHAHAH 8:45am is win.
and the idiots that post nonsensical racist BS are just looking to get a rise out of people... ignore them, they're not worth crap.
hahaha...being called an asshole was totally worth it to know that 12:14 probably barfed. thanks for being gross mom!
You're an asshole 11:01, nobody wanted to read that.
what does being black have to do with anything?
Maybe you were an accident?
hahahahaha this shit is hilarious!! OMG LMAO
I read fmylife too. Try something original next time
Some parents need a filter. We love you but don't want to hear of your sexual preferences.
So then you sucked his dick, amirite?
my mom feels the need to share personal information with me, too. i'm like, "mom, i don't want to know about the first time you had sex with dad" and "really? i could have lived without knowing that you douche with buttermilk."