Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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