First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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