the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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Foreplay without kissing would be awkward.
Plus I wouldn't have sex with someone that I didn't like enough to even kiss beforehand.
I don't like to kiss during.... I like to start with kissing and then kiss after!
3:57 - I hate to be the one stating the obvious, but I think that's the point. I don't think you're going to see a text on here that says "I was kissing her and I heard people say happy new year, and we had sex" it's called humor
samething happened to me bahaaaaa ! (:
why the fuck were you fucking a chick without even kissing her first. Musta been one ugly bitch
Lol 724 Greenville pa here!!
724 rednecks at it again. please use birth control. thank you.
Goddammit you fucking people. (not op)
yay for random fucking. I hope you get crabs, the clap and HIV you fuck.
My poop smells like shit
I know what you mean. Some women just aren't worth kissing. Suck it or fuck it and get out.
Lmao 724! Jefferson pa right here wuddup
You fucked a girl and didnt even kiss her? Thats cold
Soooooo funny I'm dyingggg.
My poop tastes like shit.
How do you thumbs down this shit? Losers.
Thumbs up!! Sounds Like the cool thing to do! She must have been a smoker....
My shit smells like Andre
OP you sound like a total jerk
This is really funny cause it sounds like he got in trouble for kissing someone he was fucking.
First of the firsts dorks!!
dude if this had i like button i fuckin click that shit props
Maybe he couldn't breathe yo!
So you were using a hooker on new years. WTF champ.
I bet she has dick breath too