okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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