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  • Look at her and say, "If you want something visual, that's not too abysmal."

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 29, 13 at 6:36pm
    • Or instead of rocky horror porn, you can take in an old Steve Reeves movie. (who's Steve Reeves? )

      Submitted by lurky_mclurk on Jul 30, 13 at 4:39pm
  • Things you don't want to hear; "That reminds me of your father."

    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Jul 29, 13 at 5:32pm
  • Who's was it? Hers or yours??

    Submitted by roosterjuice on Jul 29, 13 at 4:54pm
  • Move out.

    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jul 29, 13 at 10:55pm
  • "just say where we are and then go back to the car....we don't want to fuck Tim Curry!"

    Submitted by fwbrtb on Jul 30, 13 at 7:40pm
  • Watch it together and call it bonding.

    Submitted by MILF68 on Jul 29, 13 at 4:27pm
  • pop it in and see if a joint. accidently falls out of her purse

    Submitted by doiou2 on Jul 29, 13 at 5:52pm
  • One of you probably wanted to do "The Time Warp"

    Submitted by cmegobyu2 on Jul 29, 13 at 6:53pm