well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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