Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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