I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize