Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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When you had my left nut in your mouth did it taste like strawberries or testicles?
Salty, but sweet. M&M with pretzel bits style
i really doubt you want it now
You can come pick it up in a few hours, bring a strainer.
The balls on barbell-type jewelry thread on. Pity they don't make a grade of low-strength Loctite that's appropriate for extended contact with skin.
Clear nail polish works marvelously...