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I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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