I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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