At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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