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  • 76 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:48am

    11:40 i got fired from my first job working at a grocery store for asking a lady that was buying two cuccumbers is she was going to eat one of them?

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:35pm

    Well 12:49, thanks for makin it creepy.

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:46am

    Wait are you 30? I'm not quite sure ...

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:03am

    I will never look at a pez dispenser the same way

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:32am

    lets make this friday interesting....all the women should posts list of things they have used to masterbate with...I.E. Pez dispensers, candles, shower heads, etc.

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:18am

    One of those long swisted multicolored lollipops (still wrapped, of course)

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:04am

    Let's get it on 7:13

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:44am

    one of those back massagers with the balls on the end...ooooo

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:42pm

    shower head, hair brush handle, electric toothbrush on the clit, xbox controller when it vibrates, curling iron (unplugged with condom), cucumber god i'm horny

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:48am

    I like to use a pack of hotdogs and pretend they're the New York Knicks

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonyms on Aug 26, 10 at 3:27pm

    Electric toothbrush, shower head

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:40am

    Cucumber, candle, carrots

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:51am

    I would be concerned with pinching.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:05am

    But... Those can be sharp..? Ow.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:21pm

    Electric toothhbrush with the bristle part taken off

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:00am

    I am Jack's ability to improvise.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:27pm

    I live in 603 too!!!

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:01pm

    and all this time i thought women in the store looking at hair brushes were actually looking at the brush end

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:57am

    my virginity was taken by a big sharpie marker!

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:24pm

    Does it count if someone did it for you??? I had a guy who wanted to use a wine bottle on me....at least it was an expensive bottle, made me feel a little classier....LOL

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:51pm

    from the looks of these posts, i need to buy myself an electric toothbrush.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:32pm

    Ive used a brush handle, a big marker, an m

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:13pm

    Shower head, shampoo bottle, hair brush handle, flashlight,

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:55am

    like he had a very small wee wee

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:26pm

    Electric toothbrush is like ohhhh oh ohhhhh ohhhhh ohh ohhhhh ohhhh oh ohhh !! Job done

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:42pm

    Best thing is electric toothbrush ohhhh :)

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:23am

    Frozen bananas wrapped in a condom. Electric toothbrush. Cucumbers. Shower head!!

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:35pm

    A glass vase covered in lube, the end of a straight lamp, a cucumber (but thatonly works good up the ass), ummm electric toothbrush, wii controller, air freshner, lotion bottle, end of a mop, detachable vaccum tip. So much more I can't think of

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:26pm

    the thing used to clean toilets with ahaha, sometimes the plungerr... & my favorite is a bubble blower..it's like a long plastic thing, google "bubble blower" it looks like the one in the fourth image...but it's smooth without any ridges, it feels amaaazing

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:57pm

    carrots, drum stick, shower head, banana

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:19am

    Maybe s/he likes pleasure n pain

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:38pm

    Some girls like a post hole digger. And by post hole digger I mean my cock

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:26am

    1 inch curling iron barrel with a condom on it (unplugged, of course)

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:27am

    Big black dildo with a can and a half of Axe sprayed on it

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:02pm

    How many girls lose their virginities with a dildo?

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:02am

    shit and we wonder why there are STIs and STDs.......

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:58pm

    hahahahhahaha! how the fuck does that work?

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:57am

    opposite side of screwdriver covered with plastic wrap for bacterial infection =)

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:44am

    Well you CAN get themed pez dispensers... I got one for halloween with a cat head on it... altho that would be awkward too...

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:30am

    I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:18pm

    Electric toothbrush is the best !

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:52am

    Toothbrush holder, proactive bottle, shower head

  • 49 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:32am

    Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:49pm

    ladies ....keep telling us what you shove up your cunt. I'm starting to get hard