you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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11:40 i got fired from my first job working at a grocery store for asking a lady that was buying two cuccumbers is she was going to eat one of them?
One of those long swisted multicolored lollipops (still wrapped, of course)
Well 12:49, thanks for makin it creepy.
Electric toothbrush, shower head
lets make this friday interesting....all the women should posts list of things they have used to masterbate with...I.E. Pez dispensers, candles, shower heads, etc.
Wait are you 30? I'm not quite sure ...
I will never look at a pez dispenser the same way
Let's get it on 7:13
shower head, hair brush handle, electric toothbrush on the clit, xbox controller when it vibrates, curling iron (unplugged with condom), cucumber
god i'm horny
I like to use a pack of hotdogs and pretend they're the New York Knicks
one of those back massagers with the balls on the end...ooooo
But... Those can be sharp..? Ow.
the thing used to clean toilets with ahaha, sometimes the plungerr...
& my favorite is a bubble blower..it's like a long plastic thing, google "bubble blower" it looks like the one in the fourth image...but it's smooth without any ridges, it feels amaaazing
Some girls like a post hole digger. And by post hole digger I mean my cock
from the looks of these posts, i need to buy myself an electric toothbrush.
Cucumber, candle, carrots
Electric toothhbrush with the bristle part taken off
and all this time i thought women in the store looking at hair brushes were actually looking at the brush end
I am Jack's ability to improvise.
Big black dildo with a can and a half of Axe sprayed on it
Does it count if someone did it for you??? I had a guy who wanted to use a wine bottle on me....at least it was an expensive bottle, made me feel a little classier....LOL
Shower head, shampoo bottle, hair brush handle, flashlight,
Best thing is electric toothbrush ohhhh :)
I live in 603 too!!!
I would be concerned with pinching.
my virginity was taken by a big sharpie marker!
A glass vase covered in lube, the end of a straight lamp, a cucumber (but thatonly works good up the ass), ummm electric toothbrush, wii controller, air freshner, lotion bottle, end of a mop, detachable vaccum tip. So much more I can't think of
like he had a very small wee wee
Ive used a brush handle, a big marker, an m
How many girls lose their virginities with a dildo?
1 inch curling iron barrel with a condom on it (unplugged, of course)
opposite side of screwdriver covered with plastic wrap for bacterial infection =)
shit and we wonder why there are STIs and STDs.......
Frozen bananas wrapped in a condom. Electric toothbrush. Cucumbers. Shower head!!
Electric toothbrush is like ohhhh oh ohhhhh ohhhhh ohh ohhhhh ohhhh oh ohhh !! Job done
Electric toothbrush is the best !
Maybe s/he likes pleasure n pain
Well you CAN get themed pez dispensers... I got one for halloween with a cat head on it... altho that would be awkward too...
ladies ....keep telling us what you shove up your cunt. I'm starting to get hard
carrots, drum stick, shower head, banana
I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhahaha! how the fuck does that work?
Toothbrush holder, proactive bottle, shower head
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML