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  • 11:40 i got fired from my first job working at a grocery store for asking a lady that was buying two cuccumbers is she was going to eat one of them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:48am
  • Well 12:49, thanks for makin it creepy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:35pm
  • One of those long swisted multicolored lollipops (still wrapped, of course)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:18am
  • lets make this friday interesting....all the women should posts list of things they have used to masterbate with...I.E. Pez dispensers, candles, shower heads, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:32am
  • Electric toothbrush, shower head

    Submitted by Anonyms on Aug 26, 10 at 3:27pm
  • I will never look at a pez dispenser the same way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:03am
  • Wait are you 30? I'm not quite sure ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:46am
  • Let's get it on 7:13

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:04am
  • shower head, hair brush handle, electric toothbrush on the clit, xbox controller when it vibrates, curling iron (unplugged with condom), cucumber god i'm horny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I like to use a pack of hotdogs and pretend they're the New York Knicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:48am
  • one of those back massagers with the balls on the end...ooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:44am
  • the thing used to clean toilets with ahaha, sometimes the plungerr... & my favorite is a bubble blower..it's like a long plastic thing, google "bubble blower" it looks like the one in the fourth image...but it's smooth without any ridges, it feels amaaazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:26pm
  • But... Those can be sharp..? Ow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:05am
  • Cucumber, candle, carrots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:40am
  • from the looks of these posts, i need to buy myself an electric toothbrush.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Electric toothhbrush with the bristle part taken off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:21pm
  • I am Jack's ability to improvise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:00am
  • Big black dildo with a can and a half of Axe sprayed on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:27am
  • I would be concerned with pinching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:51am
  • Some girls like a post hole digger. And by post hole digger I mean my cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Shower head, shampoo bottle, hair brush handle, flashlight,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:13pm
  • and all this time i thought women in the store looking at hair brushes were actually looking at the brush end

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Does it count if someone did it for you??? I had a guy who wanted to use a wine bottle on me....at least it was an expensive bottle, made me feel a little classier....LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Best thing is electric toothbrush ohhhh :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:42pm
  • I live in 603 too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:27pm
  • A glass vase covered in lube, the end of a straight lamp, a cucumber (but thatonly works good up the ass), ummm electric toothbrush, wii controller, air freshner, lotion bottle, end of a mop, detachable vaccum tip. So much more I can't think of

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:35pm
  • my virginity was taken by a big sharpie marker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:57am
  • like he had a very small wee wee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:55am
  • Ive used a brush handle, a big marker, an m

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:32pm
  • How many girls lose their virginities with a dildo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:02pm
  • shit and we wonder why there are STIs and STDs.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:02am
  • 1 inch curling iron barrel with a condom on it (unplugged, of course)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:26am
  • opposite side of screwdriver covered with plastic wrap for bacterial infection =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:57am
  • Electric toothbrush is like ohhhh oh ohhhhh ohhhhh ohh ohhhhh ohhhh oh ohhh !! Job done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Frozen bananas wrapped in a condom. Electric toothbrush. Cucumbers. Shower head!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:23am
  • carrots, drum stick, shower head, banana

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Maybe s/he likes pleasure n pain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:19am
  • Well you CAN get themed pez dispensers... I got one for halloween with a cat head on it... altho that would be awkward too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:44am
  • ladies ....keep telling us what you shove up your cunt. I'm starting to get hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Electric toothbrush is the best !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:18pm
  • I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:30am
  • hahahahhahaha! how the fuck does that work?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Toothbrush holder, proactive bottle, shower head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:52am
  • Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:32am
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