I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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