I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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