its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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