oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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You know, vapid egotistic 'my dad owns a dealership' types wear those clothes. It isn't the object, it's the average personality that is shitty
...nothing better than bro raping a 'str8' guy wearing Ed Hardy
hahaha magic the gathering. good hard sex is a fine way to get laid.
I love how she chose frodo over the douchebags.. haha
9:15, no, you are still a giant douche. even if they were reasonably priced, they're still fugly.
I knew a guy that once wore an Ed Hardy shirt...2 days later BAM!....herpes.
7:34 I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries. ed hardy = DOUCHE. no matter what.
11:12 they are in high school their minds are clouded with twilight and jonas brothers and myspace
Ed Hardy and classy should never be used in the same sentence. Ed Hardy is the clothing equivalent of a tramp stamp for girls, and like a giant douchebag badge for guys.
It is an epic fail of a designer clothing line... And a damn ugly one at that.
7:43- why would a girl who is willing to spend ridiculous amounts of money on clothes that aren't worth nearly that much be any less douchey than the guy who buys it?
ed hardy is mostly okay for girls but it's pretty expensive so a guy that wears it is douche-y
This girl fails at life. Also, I call fake
5:10 - that's hilarious! Do you think it would work?
the kind of chicks into swords and elves and shit, I wouldn't fuck them with the torch of gondor.
2:17 AM - It just makes your mom an idiot.
Would you say anything if she wore a FuBu shirt too?
some asshole learned elvish from the lord of rings and used it to try to impress this girl he was stalking. needless to say he didnt get laid
ed hardy isnt the only brand i wear. im guessing u both are indie idiots who believe they are superior to anything and everything.
Lmao, I love this one.
3:11 is probably 15 and has never been to a bar or club, if he thinks everyone that goes to bars are "scum idiot." is the widdle baby cwanky???
This girl has her priorities in order!
Nothing wrong with some hobbit action.
- It's not ridiculous amounts of money. Most t-shirts cost about the same. Girls usually spend more money on their clothes than men do.
new pick up line for all of you nerds.may i travel to your middle-earth?
It's easy to get laid. It's harder to get good sex.
Wow...you're all idiots. I think it's time I moved.
I stopped reading when the Ed hardy hating started up. just a question... my 63 year old mom wears Ed hardy... but she's not a cool mom... she's just a mom... is she a douche (even if unintentionally?)
everyone that typed anything on here, including me, is a fat fucking loser with herpes. self-pwnd
5:50--- sooooooo true.
5:03 sucks at life.
and where is all the "ed hardy ith thoooo cool, and y'all are jutht jealouth you can't afford it cauthe it maketh uth clathyyy!" ?!?!?!?!
WHY DO THE CHILDREN STICK PINECONES UP MY ASS
people who make fun of ed hardy are the kids who think hating the jonas brothers makes you the toughest kid in the 10th grade, and hate "teh preppiez" who shop at abercrombie yet buy $60 pants from hot topic
She made the best out of her choices. Go for it.
Why are there so many fucking texts about ed hardy?? I think its bs. People just throw it in because they know the text will be posted. NOT FUNNY
What's wrong with an Ed Hardy tee?
8 : 33 you hit the head on the nail. EXACTLY. and just to let everyone who thinks ed hardy is cool know... they sell it at JC Pennies now and that pretty much = poserish, BRO/NASTY BRO HOE, white trash trying to look cool and be something they are not. NEWS FLASH everyone who looks at you says what a douche you look like and talks shit behind your back you people are the scum idiots at bars, they shoud make a special one for just your type uggggggggggggh!
Wow is this all TFLN posts? Slut texts? OH, look another text about a girl getting cleverly desperate and fucking some stranger. SO HILARIOUS.
I think I would have just gone home and fucked myself :)
I go to a school with over 50,000 people and anyone who went around telling people that they were douches because of the brand they wore would be not be taken seriously and get their snot nosed whiny "stuck in high school" ass handed to them
ugh, 6:23. i cringed when i heard the news.
there is very few ed hardy i like. the old old stuff way before douchebags started wearing it and gave it a bad name.
stole the words right out of my mouth.
and even more insight as to why there are so many fucked up kids in this world
I'm a girl and I have one ed hardy belt, oh my god, I'm the biggest douche in the universe. I guess I'm a freak because I buy clothes based on if I like how they look, not the brand.
high schoolers are so cute when they generalize.
hahahahahahahahahaha it's funny because you have an ed hardy belt.
you all have no idea about life. you're probably either 14 year olds that pose as being smarter and less sheltered than they really are, or the 28 year old dude who is single still and missed out on his partying days because he was playing magic the gathering.
exactly what i mean 7:41
If you defend Ed Hardy shirts, you are a douche of the highest order.
Way to steal this quote from Will & Grace. FAIL.
its obvious here who is still in high school, they are the ones going "OMG TEH ED HARDY AND ABERCROMBIE IS 4 TEH POSERS!!!11" yeah in college you will learn people who go around criticizing labels are as bad as the ones bragging about their designer clothes
641 Don't be jealous.
ed hardy is fail.
7:52-- are you honestly, HONESTLY saying most t-shirts cost around 80-100+ dollars!?!?!?! keep trying to convince yourself of that.
7:34- your point sucks, because the text doesn't even say if ed hardy guy was any better-looking. just stop. you're not going to win this one.
Meh, the problem with Ed hardy/affliction isn't the clothes... They're cool. It's the general person who chooses to wear those brands that are the true target of the
Wait. Ed Hardy tees cost $80-100? I had no idea. I just knew they were stupid looking. Now they're like idiot detectors. You can have bad fashion sense, just don't pay so much for it.
hahahahaha. i'm a girl. but good try acting like you know everything about anonymous people.
besides, all of your bitching is just distracting from the original point. ed hardy is for douches.
"The lord of his rings"? I do not think this is a chick...
6:45 of what raging mtg goth sex? yeah and i'm jealous of your herpes too.
6:26, to what news are you referring?
Hmmm...I've been told that I look like Frodo...call me!
and the fact that you even wasted your time typing that paragraph really shows that fact, 12:54. fail.
Ive never seen someone type with a lisp.
where are the girls like this at the bars i go to...can they make it more obvious, it's not that clear who's looking for someone that night and who's just a drunk girl
6:34- the news that jon was getting his own ed hardy line. it was only a matter of time.
6:29 yeah it's cause he had 40 years of pent up sexual rage to unleash....epic fail!@!
O.M.G. cry about it to someone else, please 11:12!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I would bang Frodo anyday, LOTR is amazing.
way to copy someone else FROM THIS SITE's line...
-10 points for you
what part of town are you in? i live in raleigh and seeing anyone in this part of town wearing ed hardy is NOT attractive... if "frodo" is just short with dark hair, why not?
STFU 11 40 EVERYONE WHO WEARS ED HARDY IS A STUPID OBAMA LIBERAL, GO EAT HELEN KELLERS SHIT OUT OF A FLAP JACK
i need to hang out in places like this!
9:27- what are you talking about?! 9/10 guys would not.
715 is also a douch, you can so judge people by what they wear! Happens all the time... Like when I weary chaps without pants under them
i think i know who the girl defending ed hardy is, she wears head to toe outfits of hardy...baseball cap, sweatsuit and sneakers
also juicy outfits
and i bet 9/10 guys would fuck her bc youre all douchebags
I hate ed hardy, i bet the girls who like that are the same girls that said stained panties are gross. there is nothing wrong with period stained panties, bitches.
oh yeah, 8:10. and those are just the t-shirts. you should get a load of the hoodies and stuff like that. it's even more. so they're basically throwing all their money away to look stupid.
i'm sorry, but in my book that equates with ridiculous amounts of money. and i'm not afraid to spend a lot of money on NICE things. it's the fact that ed hardy shit is cheaply made and overpriced.
901 area code and you couldnt find anything better? if you cant be bothered to look a bit harder then quit your whining!
where are all the girls like this at the bars I hang out at?
i found a place that has them for $40-60 does that make me less douchey
stop being so fucking ignorant
You don't have to dress all that well, but try not to dress like you're waging a personal war against good taste. If you can't dress yourself well, just do bland. You won't stand out as a fucktard.
basically, if you're wearing ed hardy and think you have a good sense of style, you need to evaluate your life choices.
7:25-- prepare to have your life owned by about every person on this website. douche.
jon gosselin is getting his own ed hardy line...douchebag uniform
more like UT girls home for the summer
i guess if you must be a slut, frodo over hardy was definitely the top choice. lotr rules.
"The lord of his rings" made me choke on my iced tea... rofl
Just because she doesn't want to deal with the bullshit of a relationship and would rather have fun doesn't make her fat, and it also doesn't make her a slut. She may have promiscuous sex once very 5 years but does that make her sluttier than the girls who change boyfriends like they change their underwear and have sex with each one? It's her life and it doesn't have any effect you at all, leave her alone.
Oh look an Ed Hardy reference.
i was at the beach the other day and some annoying kids went to get in the water but before they left their stuff, one of them announced, "shit i hope no one steals my ed hardy hat!!"
can you say tempted!?
people who make fun of ed hardy are just jealous they can't afford it
7:34. the world hates you.
503...what the hell is wrong with MTG? The best sex I have ever had was from a guy who played MTG.....the BEST!!!
546 they realized they were wrong and way outnumbered and decided to run crying to their mothers.
who the fuck is ed hardy
5:05 is right. only fat girls talk like this.
it feels pretty good actually. and i wasnt defending myself, i was only making a point, which the i guess the ignorant people of this site will never get. besides, if u feel as if you're that much of an elitist, that u wouldn't even sleep with the better looking guy because of what he was wearing, u ma'am/sir are a douche yourself.
lol, like i really care about what anyone on this site thinks about my choice of clothing.
458 winner who cares if they just want to get laid
10:16 and all the others like him/her are so fucking stupid it hurts. why does the fact that someone has enough sense to dislike the trash that is ed hardy mean they must be a know-it-all preteen?
well shes tiny, has big fake boobs, bleach blonde hair, and i personally think her face is gross but most guys would fuck her and i guarantee you would too if you had the chance
awwwwwww 8:01 is so naive it's cute.
hope for all the short ugly guys in the world.....just stand next to said douche in ed hardy tee
actually, 11:03, i think ed hardy is for douches and i'm in college. a senior at U of M, to be exact. so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
its because ed hardy is one of those things that pretentious high schoolers insult in order to look "original" and "badass". same with high schoolers who obsess over how much they hate the jonas brothers, and think saying "GTFO" and "kthxbaii" makes them sound intelligent.
im a girl n i wear ed hardy. i dont think its a sign of douchebaggery. but i would fuck the guy in ed hardy before the lotr guy.
+ u cant judge people by the brands they choose to wear
11:40- quit trolling.
but if you're for serious, i could easily afford it, but i'll save myself the money and the ass-kicking, thanks.
they are the fat ones in the corner
Ima douch!!! But I dont wear ed hardy!
why is it that everyone who likes ed hardy is trash? i have clothes from ed hardy, hot topic, abercrombie, old navy, and walmart among many other stores / designers. According to everyone generalizing I guess that makes me a Poor stuck up doushe preppy goth bag. Thank god I really couldnt care less what any of you think.
you obviously do, honey. because you felt the need to announce what you wear then defend it. how does it feel to fail that hard?
How about just don't have sex, you desperate piece of shit?
This is not a slutty girl! This is a slutty dude!
Dude YES. Ed Hardy is so douchy. Good move.
7:46, I'm pretty sure anything would look better than a "frodo-looking ass" man.
good night for frodo
The fact that you think it takes a long time to write four sentences really shows your intelligence.