I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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Spank his butt with a spatula while you're at it
My Pee-Pee Drips a bit when I finish...
I just masterbated to this text
What trailer park are Y'all in??
did he shout BAM!! when he was done?
did he use the Magic Bullet on you?
the one right next to yours y'all
shut up and scrub the floor, bitch!
And the award for the most resourceful blow job goes to....
lmfao!! I could totally see myself saying something like this! I've always been proud of my resourcefulness:)
Would the girl's last name happen to be MacGyver?
you are not fucking resourceful
Wow that's hot!! I'll have to try that on my bf! *takes notes*
I literally just favourited this so I could refer to it later should the situation arise. Brilliant.
oh wow. that's soooooo fucking 'resourceful'. NOT. so what? big fucking deal
Well, you are certainly blow job resourceful...
that is HOT!!!!!!!!! :)
This is my friend! So proud to know her!!
This is why I always tape oven mitts around my knees when I go out drinking.
Sounds like something I would do
did he jizz in your face?
Thats genius! I always get sore knees when I'm giving head, even on the bed because of all the bruises on my knees because of dancing.