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  • 99 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:07pm

    Spank his butt with a spatula while you're at it

  • 85 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:50pm

    And the award for the most resourceful blow job goes to....

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:49pm

    did he shout BAM!! when he was done?

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:36pm

    I just masterbated to this text

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:03pm

    My Pee-Pee Drips a bit when I finish...

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:42pm

    I literally just favourited this so I could refer to it later should the situation arise. Brilliant.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:11pm

    did he use the Magic Bullet on you?

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:16pm

    What trailer park are Y'all in??

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:48pm

    the one right next to yours y'all

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:33pm

    lmfao!! I could totally see myself saying something like this! I've always been proud of my resourcefulness:)

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:47pm

    You're fucking. And resourceful.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:21am

    you are not fucking resourceful

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:26pm

    oh wow. that's soooooo fucking 'resourceful'. NOT. so what? big fucking deal

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:38pm

    shut up and scrub the floor, bitch!

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:45pm

    Wow that's hot!! I'll have to try that on my bf! *takes notes*

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:21pm

    that is HOT!!!!!!!!! :)

  • 56 62
    Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 21, 10 at 7:12pm

    This is why I always tape oven mitts around my knees when I go out drinking.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:43am

    Sounds like something I would do 

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:25pm

    Would the girl's last name happen to be MacGyver?

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:45pm

    Well, you are certainly blow job resourceful...

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:25pm

    did he jizz in your face?

  • 62 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:23pm

    This is my friend! So proud to know her!!

  • 26 27
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 29, 12 at 7:18am

    Thats genius! I always get sore knees when I'm giving head, even on the bed because of all the bruises on my knees because of dancing.